@anaheat's Review of The Rougelike Tavern - Burbank, California

Nay, I can't bleep upon occasion. Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful. Not so neither. But if I had enough wit to get out of this wood, I'd enough to serve my own turn. Out of this wood do not desire to go. Thou shalt remain here whether thou wilt or no. I'm a spirit of no common right. still doth tend upon my state, and I do love thee, therefore go with me. I will have fairies to attend on thee, and they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep, and sing while thou on present flowers dost sleep, and I will purge thy mortal grossness so, that thou shalt like an airy spirit go. Peace, possum, cobweb, mustard seed! And I.