@jmscomedy's Review of Homer Inn And Spa - Homer, AK

Oh my god, if you go to Homer, you have to stay at this bed and breakfast Homer Inn and Spa. It's so cute. Homemade goods for sale in the lobby. Each room has its own name. I'm not sure why it filmed so dramatically slow, but the rooms were so cute. Look at the little towels. Window for the shower, I thought was an interesting choice, but I do love the wood floor. I'm a sucker for a nice bathroom. They had cute little makeup towels. Dude, I love, I don't know if it's like just basic bitch, but writing on things. label it with cute handwriting, and you can just look out and horrify everyone while you're showering in the nudes, singing in the rain. But the rest of the room is so cute too. It's got everything you need. Little tea maker microwave, cute little lounge area. Look at these two trays. They make a beluga whale. I love it. And of course, my favorite part of this room is, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Is that? Yeah, that's literally the coast. And is that a whole Nordic spa that you can go hang out in? Abso-fucking-lutely. Those are saunas of different temperatures. they've got hot tubs they've got a roof that you can climb on this one oh this was the mac daddy this is a heated glass room you can sit in little lounge chairs look out over the inlet what the fuck go see homer before you die and stay here