@johnsmitheats11's Review of Dick's Last Resort - North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

All right, y'all, have you been here before? No? All right, cool. Well, my name's Danielle. I'm going to be your dick today. Certainly sarcasm, obviously. It's just a joke. It's not the same place for you, all right? First page of the menu, we've got all of our alcohol. I recommend our big dick margarita, but if you ladies have never dealt with anything like that before, we've got a little dick margarita. It might be more your speed, okay? Over here, we've got appetizers. We've got cheese sticks, fried pickles, nachos, all that good stuff. The rest of the menu is going to be entrees. I recommend our mac and cheese. It's a little bit spicy. If it's cake so spicy, you can deal with it. If you like being cheap, burger's always a great option, or you can put a swab in your burger in your mouth. Sound good? All right, how are we doing? Check it out here. You too, you too? All right, let me drink.