@nmlv's Review of Manakish Oven & Grill - Walnut Creek, California

A sword sliced the air, I pulled out the na-na, rolled off the bed, then shot back, pa-pa, blood on the sheets, probably spilling from my gash, looked out the glass, see them sprinting on the grass, a real ninja with a blade and a mask, had them gold ninja stars and red supreme munchucks, now she trying to patch me up.