@mudslide_madness's Review of Danversport - Danvers, MA

I'm not displeased. I can tell you right now. Wow. I truly enjoyed this. Cheryl's waiting for her reviews. Cheryl, your view's dog status, Cheryl. Where is she? So, no chocolate, really. Vodka's great. Where are we? I say 7.4. Okay. I'm going to tell you I'm at Danvers Point Yacht Club in Danvers, Massachusetts. Again, I'm going to rationalize my friend here. John and Juliana's wedding. No chocolate to vodka ratio, but I will tell you, I don't know what they're putting in it, but I have a vodka. There's some type of ratio. I don't know if they put an amaretto, a little bit of trump, a godiva, whatever it is. It's not frozen, so we lose a point there. I always tell you, we lose a point automatically if it's not frozen. So I'm satin' at a night. However, this is delicious. I love it anyways. So what is it? Honestly? Give me a review. I gotta give it an eight. I gotta give it an eight. Wow. The only reason. So it lost the point. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not going to discredit it. I gotta tell you, it loses a point because it's not frozen and it loses a point because it's really not a lot of chocolate, but it tastes great. Yep. I agree. So you had a 7.1. 7.4. And an eight. I am not going to discredit the fact that it's not frozen because I'm not on an island in the Caribbean or some shit. For a non-frozen website, I'm going to give this an 8.4 because this shit is gone. For a non-frozen. For a non-frozen, my friends. For a non-frozen. Non-frozen. Great job, Sean. Great job.