@8figuregoat's Review of Benihana - North Bay Village, Florida

Come with me as I take myself on a date because I don't have to wait for nobody tired-ass son to do it for me. Yay! So look at the water because I love the water and I love food. Put two things together and it brings me here. Such a beautiful view. Look at there. And there we go. The star of the show. That soup, that soup, baby. If you've never been to Benihana's, tell them keep the sally and give you two soups. Because I can show you I'm a magician and here's a magic trick. I make that soup disappear. It'd be so good. And of course, give me one margarita. Give me two margaritas. I never know how to act. I need me two margaritas or more. Now let's get into the entree that tasted even better than it looked. Okay, I got me some filet mignon, some boss mandilo, some scallops, some lobsters, some chicken fried rice. Only a 50th floor eating hibachi, not shrimp pasta. Okay, let's get into the view. The only thing I would say is that they dead wrong. They know they could have melted my butter a little bit more, but dip that food up in. that garlic butter and it gives chef kiss now let's get into the good part where i get my check it doesn't even have a discount employee discount a future bay discount no type of discount but he talking about number number number well you sir i have a tip for you and believe me baby it is not the number it's like write your number down i see a discount over here i don't see no discount i don't see no discount we don't see no discount we're not legally blind So I'm confused why I'm writing my number there. If you ain't even give me no discount, okay?