@shayantionette's Review of Dallas BBQ - New York, New York

I don't know about y'all, but when I touch down to New York, my first stop is Dallas Barbecue because I want some of them wings, baby. And I ain't been here in five years, baby, and it looks the same, and I'm not mad at it. Because if it's not broken, then why the hell do you need to fix it? They got something on the menu for everybody. Don't be complaining, saying they don't got nothing, because yes, they do. I tried the Henny Colada thing because I had never tried it. As you can see, Miss Mama's done. She likes it. I did my best, but it was not giving what I needed it to give. I really tried to like it, but it's a no. So I stuck to what I know, and I got the Moscato Mama. You can't go wrong with this drink, okay? It's going to take you there every time. You can get extra shots. You can do what it do. Don't piss me off, though, and not put the bottle inside of the drink because that's really going to piss me off, okay? And make sure that you get the Hennessy wings. You can get the sticky wings, too, but the Hennessy wings is where it's at. They bomb. I ain't gonna lie, though. I tried them fried not too long ago without no sauce. They was good, too. They fries need some seasoning. No. She got the Hennessy ribs. They was good, too. Make sure y'all go there because I told y'all so. Thank you. Bye.