@texasfoodexplorer's Review of American Bank Center - Corpus Christi, TX

Today, I'm going ice skating for the very first time. I didn't know what to expect or where, so I wore three layers of clothing just in case I fell on my b****. Santa was supposed to be here. I guess he's in the bathroom. I entered the skating rink and it was snow beautiful. I went to get my ice skates and they hit me with a question tougher than figuring out why snowmen wear scarves. Uh, seven. I think. I got the answer wrong. I got new ones. Then it was time to hit the ice. Only thing was, everyone else looked like pros. And then there's me. stuck on the wall like glue. This kid even skated faster than me. So I summoned my inner Elsa to make the most of my $12 ticket. I skated to the middle of the rink, ready to dazzle the crowd with my interesting mood. And I heard this from the crowd. Guess I'm ready for the Olympics.